Management
| The Board Of Directors has asked Charlie Sheen to be President. Thus far, he has not responded. Ok, we don't have his number.
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Board Of Directors
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Kent "Flounder" Dorfman
Director, CFO College: Farber |
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J. R. Ewing Director- Fuel Operations |
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Carl Spackler Director-Rodent Control, Landscape and Religion |
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Vito Corleone
Director- Lobbying |
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Hugh Hefner
Director- Frequent Flyer |
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Dr. Hannibal Lechter
Director- HR, Catering |